Welcome to “I Hate This Planet” – a blog where I document the slow, grinding absurdity of modern life.
From malfunctioning tech and baffling bureaucracy to the strange rituals of social media and why my toaster is now smarter than most people I meet – this is where it all gets dumped, dissected, and slightly roasted.
I’m not saying I have all the answers.
I’m saying I’ve seen things.
Broken things.
Illogical things.
Things that made me question if I’m the problem. (Spoiler: I’m not.)
This blog is part journal, part therapy, part “what the actual hell?” and entirely too honest. It’s for anyone who’s ever looked around and thought, “Is this really how we do things?”
So if you’ve ever:
- Screamed internally at a printer
- Wondered why every app update makes it worse
- Felt personally attacked by a group text thread
…you’re in the right place.
Stick around.
Laugh. Groan. Rage quietly into your keyboard.
This planet might be a mess – but at least we can make fun of it together.